iDELT∆ 8 Premium Obsidian Vape Cartridge
- 55-62% Delta 8
- 25% Delta 10
- 10% CBN
- 3-10% THCP
About iDELT∆ 8 Premium Obsidian Vape Cartridge
We’ve compiled the most potent botanical gifts available from the cannabis plant – delta 8 (55% – 62%), delta 10 (25%), CBN (10%), and THC-P (3% – 10%) – into one single cartridge. Earthlings are prone to hyperbolically saying “everything but the kitchen sink” and we ask, why stop there? We’ve included every proverbial household appliance in the mix here. This cartridge is only for those earthlings who are exceptionally courageous, adventurous, or prone to silly amounts of self-experimentation.
We on the mothership have taken unfair amounts of blame for abducting people and performing invasive experiments on them; in truth, we got bored of jamming probes into the bodily orifices of unsuspecting bystanders millennia ago since it’s entirely too much effort. No, we prefer bestowing upon the masses the means by which to do the work for us and experiment on themselves.
Behold…the Obsidian vape.
We’ve compiled the most potent botanical gifts available from the cannabis plant – delta 8, delta 10, CBN, and THC-P – into one single cartridge. Earthlings are prone to hyperbolically saying “everything but the kitchen sink” and we ask, why stop there? We’ve included every proverbial household appliance in the mix here. This cartridge is only for those earthlings who are exceptionally courageous, adventurous, or prone to silly amounts of self-experimentation. Someone may not survive this.
Fear not though, dear reader…you’ll probably be fine, statistically speaking. But please do report your findings to us, we’re always collecting data.
Our Flavors Are Hemp-Legal Cannabis Derived Terpenes
Blackberry Kush (Indica): Also known as BBK, this potent indica is often chosen for its relaxation potential and tasty finish. Evidently some earthlings claim to detect aromatic notes of ripe blackberries and fuel in this strain. This is a great choice for beginners who want a fruity taste to calm that potent cannabis grit. (Perhaps one day you can appreciate one of the rare delicacies of our world; Big bang berry beetles.…quite good with toast if you can catch them.)
Blue Dream (Sativa): A calming and euphoric sativa strain native to your California province. The taste blossoms with bright pine and sandalwood notes and hints of citrus-moss. We are told this could produce a full-body relaxation with gentle cerebral stimulation when used in humans. However, our personal experience has been nothing but recurring flashbacks of the “Smurfs” episodes that first alerted us to your existence when they beamed to our planet.
Northern Lights (Indica): Hailed as one of the rarest strains on your planet, this deep, floral, spicey, nutty-wood tasting indica produces a pleasant relaxation of the muscular system and of the delicate brain parts in your cranial vaults. Stress and everything that comes with it all meet their match with this classic cannabis cultivar. Gaze up at the aurora borealis from northern latitudes, or just watch Windows 95 screensaver visualizations like we do as part of our psychedelic meditations on our planet.
Pineapple Express (Sativa): The namesake for one of our world’s most cherished examples of intellectual avant-garde human cinema, Pineapple Express is a sativa-dominant strain with tantalizing notes of pineapple and pine trees, but not pine nuts, Pine-Sol, or porcupines. Tackle your honey-do lists AND your cantaloupe lists with renewed energy and mental stimulation while you take a ride on this thundering locomotive.
Skywalker (Hybrid): Disney copyright laws have intergalactic effect so we can’t talk about whom this famous hybrid strain is named after. However, we CAN talk about the delectable piney skunky gasoline notes, and the perfect blend of body and mind relaxation you can expect from a true OG strain. You may feel like you can walk on air and/or wield a laser sword after indulging. Or perhaps you’ll just murder everything in your fridge while binge watching the original trilogy. We don’t judge.
White Recluse (Hybrid): Named after the albino arachnid pulled straight from your nightmares – we’ve confirmed this with telepathy instruments – this strain is another very well-balanced hybrid and was rather difficult to find. We fortuitously managed to locate it for your convenience, so you can enjoy the citrusy pungent shimmery cannabis taste and happy “couch-lock” effects that may accompany a heavy dose. Tread lightly with this beast of a strain. It is truly the most unique strain of the bunch.
Cannabinoid rich hemp extract, terpenes
Attach cartridge to 510 vape pen, and enjoy
Diamond (100mg THP), Gold (70mg THCP), Silver (30mg THCP)